Tuesday, March 30, 2004
EGA writes: "I have been elected Student Academic Adviser for next year, which makes me happy- I will be serving on house council, I will be returning to campus a week early, and I will get to control the house library, which is currently referred to as the "porn room" in the basement. I got a lot of compliments on my "speech": 'I've been the house SOS rep this year, and I'd really like to serve on House Council, and I've come to the conclusion that this is the job for me, because if there is one thing I can do, it's school. Numbers, no. Taking notes, not so much. Being consistantly outgoing and enthusiastic... no. But school, yes, it's a talent I have. I fear the day they're going to make me stop. The sooner they let me back in here in August the happier I'll be. And that's why I want to be your SAA.'"