Monday, January 26, 2004
5ives is a site full of lists that is hilarious.
Five ill-advised giveaway nights at the ballpark
1. Chinese Throwing Star Night
2. Loaded .22 (with scope) Night
3. Guess Your Cholesterol and Get a Free Footlong Night
3. Leaky Bag of Urine Night
4. Nickel Absinthe Night
Five things you could win at the carnival (1983)
1. Roach clip with feathers
2. Coarsely grained, oddly hard, stuffed animal
3. Lynyrd Skynyrd coke mirror
4. Another throw
5. Big-ass pink comb
Five bad signs about the band onstage
1. Large gong behind drummer
2. 3 guitar players
3. Teleprompters
4. Anyone wearing own band's t shirt (bonus if it's for the current tour)
6. Opening with a cover
(Via Boing Boing.)
Five ill-advised giveaway nights at the ballpark
1. Chinese Throwing Star Night
2. Loaded .22 (with scope) Night
3. Guess Your Cholesterol and Get a Free Footlong Night
3. Leaky Bag of Urine Night
4. Nickel Absinthe Night
Five things you could win at the carnival (1983)
1. Roach clip with feathers
2. Coarsely grained, oddly hard, stuffed animal
3. Lynyrd Skynyrd coke mirror
4. Another throw
5. Big-ass pink comb
Five bad signs about the band onstage
1. Large gong behind drummer
2. 3 guitar players
3. Teleprompters
4. Anyone wearing own band's t shirt (bonus if it's for the current tour)
6. Opening with a cover
(Via Boing Boing.)
// posted by Bill @ 2:28 PM 
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