Sunday, February 01, 2004
I'm a sucker for sites with a lot of rules to live by. Here's a good one, and some examples:
"All those skinheads over there? They’ll beat your ass.
Pajamas are indeed comfy, but society dictates we not wear them to school, work or the bowling alley.
The bouncer at Mons Venus always knows best. If he says you should stop, then you should stop.
Strictly speaking, ranch dressing is not an ingredient.
You can use Krazy Glue in lieu of surgical stitches. For when you’re, you know, too poor to go to the emergency room. Or trying to avoid explaining things to the police.
(Via Boing Boing.)
"All those skinheads over there? They’ll beat your ass.
Pajamas are indeed comfy, but society dictates we not wear them to school, work or the bowling alley.
The bouncer at Mons Venus always knows best. If he says you should stop, then you should stop.
Strictly speaking, ranch dressing is not an ingredient.
You can use Krazy Glue in lieu of surgical stitches. For when you’re, you know, too poor to go to the emergency room. Or trying to avoid explaining things to the police.
(Via Boing Boing.)
// posted by Bill @ 11:03 PM 
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