Super Lawyers
William C. Altreuter

Thursday, May 24, 2007

How delightful to hear Monica Goodling's kewpie doll voice throwing Alberto Gonzalez under the bus. After all, if you can't trust someone as religious as Monica Goodling, who can you trust? You really have to wonder about what her qualifications looked like: 1995 graduate of Messiah College, an evangelical Christian school and a 1999 graduate of Pat Robertson's Regent University School of Law-- these aren't credentials, they are an indictment. And now she has figured out that she was in too deep, because g-d told her that George W. Bush was a righteous President. Well, that should tell you right there about the critical legal skills this Monica acquired in law school. Don't hurt your eyes looking for the dean of Regent's law school's thoughts on the pickle his most famous alum is in right now. There's nothing to see there. It makes me seriously crazy to think about all the qualified people who didn't get important government gigs because Regent University grads got them instead.

It is possible that I am being too harsh. This Monica said that she wanted to leave the world a better place than when she found it, and maybe she just did. Now she can retire to a career designing handbags.

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