This makes me want to watch Duck Dynasty, even though I know that it couldn't possibly rise to this level of comedy consistently. What I'd really like to see is this Duck guy go hunting with Ted Cruz, Ted Nugent and Gene Simmons. Would Cruz wear KISS makeup if Simmons were along on the hunt? I'll bet he would. Unfortunately, the KISS makeup that would suit him best would be a big ol' Maple leaf over one eye, and he definitely wouldn't do that.