Wednesday, December 05, 2018
Don’t get me wrong, because I love the big ol’ cheeseball, but it makes
me nuts that for all of his supposed gritty urban poeticism the people
in his songs speak neither poetically or realistically. “Put on your
stockings/the night’s gettin cold.” I promise you nobody who wasn’t a
mom ever said that. Or, “Stuff this in your pocket/It’ll look like
you’ve carrying a freeeeend”. Dude, if I understand the nature of the
task you’ve accepted take the extra 15-20 minutes and get an actual gun.
Take the one from your mom’s nightstand for Chrissake.
// posted by Bill @ 9:57 AM 
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